Why Linux doesn’t have any viruses? Because Chuck Norris uses it!
A Linux designed by Chuck Norris would require no backups, as it would be too scared of Chuck to fail.
CPUs run faster to get away from Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris wrote Linux, the kernel would always panic.
If Chuck Norris …

I put up a new 404 page. Hopefully Chuck Norris will allow it to live. I’ll make it a regular page linked from rootninja too.